It must suck to be blind
Things you shouldn't do during the hour immediately following a glaucoma test at your optometrist that dilates the shit out of your eyes:
--drive for 20 minutes through traffic facing the sun
--walk across a crowded store parking lot staring at your blurry prescription, oblivious to the dozen SUV's that almost kill you and come so close you feel a breeze
--get a haircut
Sometimes I'm amazed that I can dress myself in the morning.
--drive for 20 minutes through traffic facing the sun
--walk across a crowded store parking lot staring at your blurry prescription, oblivious to the dozen SUV's that almost kill you and come so close you feel a breeze
--get a haircut
Sometimes I'm amazed that I can dress myself in the morning.
posted by T-Mac at
6:15 PM
4 Comments:
You are WAY too young for glaucoma.
By
Anonymous, at 10:51 PM
Woah! You could've really damaged your eyes. I hope they are okay and your tests come back negative!
By
Anonymous, at 12:20 PM
I always get tested for glaucoma, too. Family tendency for glaucoma, yay! My brother bought $450 frames when his eyes were dialated because he couldn't see the price.
By
Anonymous, at 2:15 PM
When my eyes were dilated I bought hideous pink glasses, thinking they were much thinner framed than they turned out being.
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Anonymous, at 6:41 PM
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