Channel surfing made easy

My dad got me a universal remote for my TV and DVD/VCR. The funny part, though, is that he originally bought it for my mom who has trouble with technology a lot of the time, so this thing is huge. I mean, it's longer and wider than my forearm, with buttons the size of quarters that light up when you press them. I'm pretty sure I could see this thing from space. This remote impresses me almost as much as Atlanta Braves first baseman Julio Franco, who turned 47 today. Happy birthday slugger.