Cliff Gardner

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

That Would Rock: Volume Three

I think that the national anthem should be replaced by the "Team America" theme, "America, FUCK YEAH!"

"America...America...America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship Books"

The Olympics would be a lot more entertaining, that's for sure. I'm just saying, THAT WOULD ROCK!


  • Dude, I was waaaay ahead of you on this one. I've been saying that since the movie came out. :-P

    But still, a good idea.

    By Anonymous Alan, at 10:03 AM  

  • I know we have had extensive conversation about changing the national anthem...well, not so much talk as LAUGHING OUR FACES OFF!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:27 PM  

  • Yes, you can laugh your face off.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:27 PM  

  • Excellent call, my friend.

    By Anonymous Andrea, at 1:09 PM  

  • Your dedication to this series makes me teary. FUCK YEAH!

    By Anonymous zayne, at 4:04 PM  

  • I honestly finally watched the movie a few weeks ago, and I'd probably be curled up in a ball laughing every time I heard that if it was the national anthem. It'd certainly make sports events... interesting.

    I ran across this today, and thought you might appreciate it:
    "I must be honest. I like big butts. My other kinsmen are unable to contradict that when a striking young lady with a diminuitive waistline and a bulbous posterior enters, you become vigorous."
    Part of a whole series of editorials that, if you read, you'll notice the writer loves making song references.

    By Anonymous Mike, at 3:11 AM  

  • Nice. Keep these up, they are pure cash money.

    By Anonymous dave, at 6:09 AM  

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