That Would Rock: Volume Two

I think that everyone should have their own posse. To be fair, when I say posse I don’t mean it in the usual wild west or hip hop context. I mean it more along the lines of a small band of dedicated, cult-like followers. Everyone should get to be David Koresh without the issues. Consider how awesome it would be to have just one person who followed you around, nodding approvingly at your every word and uttering phrases like “and so it was, and so it shall be again.” If you were upset, you could take it out on them. For example, I’m guessing nothing would take the edge off a hard day like shouting “Jesus hates toe cleavage; you will BURN for this desecration” at your special friend. The best part is that you would look awesome by comparison! If you’re standing next to the dude quoting Watership Down and mumbling about how the Lord speaks to him through the metric system, you're automatically the lesser of two evils!

I’m just saying, THAT WOULD ROCK!