Spoons!

I think the following people could have great careers balancing spoons on their noses:

--Paris Hilton, singer (?!?) and puppy lover

--Nicolas Cage, Elvis enthusiast with bad porn mustache

--David Ortiz, Boston Redsox designated hitter

--Dick Cheney, Veep and troop lover

--Boll Weevel, University of Arkansas at Monticello mascot