Cliff Gardner

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Sam rocks. No, really, he’s awesome. Here’s a story that illustrates how awesome-tastic he is

Last semester we were at this crappy tournament out in Idaho and apparently there was some regional cheerleading competition going on there too, so our hotel was packed with high school cheerleaders…and us nerdy, witty people. My friend Josh thought he was on a new episode of “Beauty and the Geek.” Anyway, these girls were flirting with all of us, but particularly with Sam (who is happily married and has a wonderful family), the entire weekend.

Finally, one morning, after a few minutes of this eager cheerleader throwing herself at him, she asked, “So, are you guys in some sort of…club?” Sam had reaching his boiling point and replied, “Yeah, the ‘not talking to you club,’” got on the elevator and went back upstairs as she stared at him in horror.

Sam: 1

High School Cheerleaders: 0


  • Sam Mathies Rules. He just does.

    By Anonymous Sharl, at 2:31 AM  

  • OH! So mean... but so funny...

    By Anonymous Kristen, at 7:39 AM  

  • Thanks for the nice tribute, T-Mac. I'm glad I can make such a great impression on you.
    Wanna play poker on Friday?

    By Anonymous sam, at 4:00 PM  

  • I was there. It was great!!!! Only Mr. Sam Mathies could pull something that rude off with such class.

    By Anonymous Mark, at 6:30 PM  

  • oh like the one good thing that happened at that tournament (excepting of course, fighting in stairwells) and I have to miss it!

    By Anonymous Bethy, at 9:19 PM  

  • Hey... let's not be mean to the Dancers and Cheerleaders- they can be nerdy and nice sometimes : )

    By Blogger Megan, at 8:32 AM  

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