Sam rocks. No, really, he’s awesome. Here’s a story that illustrates how awesome-tastic he is

Last semester we were at this crappy tournament out in Idaho and apparently there was some regional cheerleading competition going on there too, so our hotel was packed with high school cheerleaders…and us nerdy, witty people. My friend Josh thought he was on a new episode of “Beauty and the Geek.” Anyway, these girls were flirting with all of us, but particularly with Sam (who is happily married and has a wonderful family), the entire weekend.

Finally, one morning, after a few minutes of this eager cheerleader throwing herself at him, she asked, “So, are you guys in some sort of…club?” Sam had reaching his boiling point and replied, “Yeah, the ‘not talking to you club,’” got on the elevator and went back upstairs as she stared at him in horror.

Sam: 1

High School Cheerleaders: 0