Now I remember why I hated living in the dorms

I spent last night in Mathews, a residence hall at Willamette, and it brought back a lot of memories. Now I’m sure some folks enjoy the experience of dorm life but I’ve honestly never been one of them. There’s just something about having no privacy, being surrounded by obnoxious tools and showering in a stall that I find unsettling. When I lived in the dorms, I could count on a urinal being filled with vomit at least once a month and not being able to sleep because my German exchange student neighbor decided to listen to his David Hasselhoff CD at 3 in the morning, again. I’m just saying that by pretty much every standard, University Apartments and living off-campus is preferable to dorm life.