After a while you just stop counting the Speedos

Me: I think I accidentally cheated on you.

Jess: Umm...ok...accidentally?

Me: Yea. I saw some boobs that weren't yours. Lots of 'em.

*silence*

Jess: You went to the beach, didn't you?

Me: I wanted to go someplace and read. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Jess: Hahahahaaaaa! Look, it's not your fault people go topless over here.

Me: I know, but I still feel guilty for some reason.