Cliff Gardner

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Pacific Forensics is like....

Last weekend a lot of high school coaches who had judged me as a student asked me what it was like to be coaching speech and debate, in college no less. I came up with a series of entertaining answers:

Pacific Forensics is like....the acclaimed movie "Troop Beverly Hills.” We’re all fun loving and multi-talented merit badge winners with a great leader in Shelley Long.

Pacific Forensics is like….a pioneer family towards the end of the Oregon Trail. The days are long, half of us have cholera and we’re tired of the grizzly bear attacks, but at least we’re not in Montana anymore.

Pacific Forensics is like....the new Ford Edge: same power but half the size. Plus, we get good gas mileage.

Pacific Forensics is like....drinking milk right from the carton. Seriously, this team feels that liberating and fun.

2 Comments:

  • Do you think if people that had to live the Oregon trail saw how easily we got around now they would be pissed?

    Just a thought.

    By Anonymous Kristen, at 4:52 PM  

  • I'm not going to lie, I thought Troop Beverly Hills was an amazing movie. : ) Still do in fact!

    By Anonymous Megan, at 9:40 AM  

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