What is this, a middle school cafeteria?

You know who really pisses me off? People who applaud when a server in a restaurant drops something. Come on, give that waitress a break, she’s been on her feet for 14 hours straight, had coffee spilled on her three times and her baby was probably up all last night crying. I think she’s aloud to have some shaky hands while carrying your spinach omelet. People like that should be locked in one of those designated smoking rooms at airports for the time it takes a waitress to work just one shift surrounded by juvenile, sophomoric assholes like them. OH, and if they’re already a smoker, then they’re way ahead of me on the whole punishing them for being idiots thing.