I won’t be single for long!

In order to work my way back into the dating pool, I’ve developed some quasi-hilarious pick up lines/conversation stimulators that I will never actually use, maybe.

--It has been about five years since the Spice Girls split up, and I for one think it is time for a reunion!

--Boy am I glad I put deodorant on this morning….oh wait that was yesterday.

--I’ve always wanted a pony.

--Wanna arm wrestle?

--I figure I’m just gonna wait this rash out. What could go wrong?

--Yea, well I host LAN parties.

--You smell like oatmeal! Yum!