Cliff Gardner

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Mo Money, Mo Problems

I got my tax refund today and while my net worth is still in the red by thirty grand or so (DAMN YOU Spirit Mountain Casino!), I do have a little more disposable income to play with thanks to working more this year than ever before. Much like the pig in Charlotte’s Web discovering the “some pig” spider web in the doorway, I am both excited and apprehensive. The way I see it, I have two options:

--Save it. I need to start socking money away to pay for Josh’s eventual stint in rehab anyway so now is as good a time as any to add to that nose candy nest egg.

--Spend it on something extravagant. Faberge egg omelets, anyone? No? Well how about we all spend the weekend in my wing of the international space station? Come on, you can see my DVD collection from up there!


  • doogie houser. good show. god i love that show.

    HEY! N.P.H. Wouldn't do that!

    By Blogger Ashley, at 11:16 PM  

  • I don't think that fabrege eggs are edible... so don't waste your money... but if they are... I'm game.
    "V was my father, and my mother, he was Edmond, and he was you, he was me."

    By Blogger The Assassin (burrr), at 11:34 PM  

  • I spent mine on running shoes, entrance fees, and a plane ticket. Running can be a draining habit.

    But, I did get to go do an amazing run in a place that I love.

    By Anonymous zayne, at 11:54 PM  

  • Ever wonder what that guy from Doogie Houser is doing now?

    How was your interview?

    By Anonymous Sharl, at 1:27 AM  

  • You could always hide your money in a mattress, and then when you die, we will find it and say something like, "He always was a little strange."

    By Blogger magic, and with love from Sam,, at 8:26 AM  

  • I'm all over the space station thing, I've got $100 I can put towards it ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:48 PM  

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