I'm sweating like a whore in church

It's really hot in Fo Gro. Unlike Tiffanie, I have AC at my house, although that doesn't really help me a lot because my room is far away from it, so I end up sweating my ass off anyway. I've developed a few unconventional methods of staying cool during a heat wave:

--watch "cold" movies like March of the Penguins...although watching MOTP is my solution to every problem, so take that for what it's worth.

--eat popsicles until you pass out...I recommend the strawberry flavored ones.

--shove frozen peas into your pants, just like Homer Simpson did. I'm pretty sure that's how Jesus beat the heat too, or at least that's how he would have had the freezer been invented.

--buy a used jet engine on e-bay and use it as a giant fan. Be careful that your car doesn't get sucked in!