DB8 wear is hot

I think I dress pretty well. Admittedly I have Mandy to thank for that since I'm basically her only slightly oversized Ken doll. Today, however, since I had three practice debate rounds in a row scheduled with various teams, I decided to wear my "debate is life, the rest is just prep time" shirt to get in the mood. On my way to the team room, I walked passed a group of about a dozen sorority girls. They read my shirt, giggled and whispered to each other as we passed. I had two simultaneous thoughts:

1) You wish you were this cool
2) My girlfriend is hotter than all of you