My Mom: Musical Historian
Mom: Oh, Paul Simon is singing on the Country Music Awards! I love him!
Me: Who's Paul Simon?
Mom: What do you mean? Simon, you know, as in Simon and Garfunkel?!
Me: Who are they?
Mom: Get out of my house.
Me: Haha, I was just kidding. They sang that "Yellow Submarine" song, right?
Mom: Fuck you, get out of my house.
Me: Who's Paul Simon?
Mom: What do you mean? Simon, you know, as in Simon and Garfunkel?!
Me: Who are they?
Mom: Get out of my house.
Me: Haha, I was just kidding. They sang that "Yellow Submarine" song, right?
Mom: Fuck you, get out of my house.
posted by T-Mac at
8:50 PM
7 Comments:
That sent chills up my spine.
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Anonymous, at 10:10 PM
You'd be kicked out of my house too.
By
Anonymous, at 10:18 PM
You still haven't told us who these Simon and Garfunkel people are...
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar, at 10:35 PM
I cannot imagine that prim and proper woman that I met once upon a time at the Pacific Tournament not one year ago actually using the "F-word." Sweet memories of Mother McCloskey are ruined forever. Thanks.
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Anonymous, at 12:21 AM
I love that your mom told you "Fuck you." That's priceless.
By
Anonymous, at 8:04 AM
HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!
You'd be welcome in my house
By
Anonymous, at 8:06 AM
wow, that is fabulous
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Anonymous, at 9:05 PM
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