Cliff Gardner

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

My Mom: Musical Historian

Mom: Oh, Paul Simon is singing on the Country Music Awards! I love him!

Me: Who's Paul Simon?

Mom: What do you mean? Simon, you know, as in Simon and Garfunkel?!

Me: Who are they?

Mom: Get out of my house.

Me: Haha, I was just kidding. They sang that "Yellow Submarine" song, right?

Mom: Fuck you, get out of my house.


  • That sent chills up my spine.

    By Anonymous zayne, at 10:10 PM  

  • You'd be kicked out of my house too.

    By Anonymous Melissa, at 10:18 PM  

  • You still haven't told us who these Simon and Garfunkel people are...

    By Blogger Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar, at 10:35 PM  

  • I cannot imagine that prim and proper woman that I met once upon a time at the Pacific Tournament not one year ago actually using the "F-word." Sweet memories of Mother McCloskey are ruined forever. Thanks.

    By Anonymous Sharl, at 12:21 AM  

  • I love that your mom told you "Fuck you." That's priceless.

    By Anonymous Alan, at 8:04 AM  

  • HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!

    You'd be welcome in my house

    By Anonymous Kim, at 8:06 AM  

  • Yep. Not in my house either. HAVE YOU NO HEART? Or actually no taste in music? :)

    By Blogger Marie Ann, at 6:35 PM  

  • wow, that is fabulous

    By Anonymous special-K, at 9:05 PM  

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