That Would Rock: Volume Five
You know that Microsoft Word paperclip? The one that always pops up whenever you start writing something beginning with “Dear ____” or any other type of letter? It usually says something overly cheerful like “Say, it looks like you’re writing a letter, do you need help? I can help you!” and then when you ask it about formatting, it has no fucking clue. Well, I wish that paperclip was an actual person that popped up whenever I was writing a letter and said something a little too after-school-special-ish to be normal. That way, if it were a real person, or even someone dressed in a paperclip costume, I could slap the shit out of it and tell it to go to hell whenever it annoyed me.
I’m just saying, THAT WOULD ROCK!
I’m just saying, THAT WOULD ROCK!
posted by T-Mac at
7:03 PM
6 Comments:
Hahahahaha! I totally know!
PS- Thanks for being so supportive, you're amazing.
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Anonymous, at 7:53 PM
Oh - So, somehow I missed out on the you leaving Xanga thing for a really long time. Oops. But today I was just thinking, "I miss Thomas' blogging... where is that kid?" and I clicked on you... and there it was - the explanation - you had left. I'm back to reading though. Damn. I'm a bit slow.
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Anonymous, at 3:41 AM
That's right- take your anger out on the guy in the paperclip costume that makes 'minor cash at a thankless job'.
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Anonymous, at 4:23 AM
i love this series!
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Miss B, at 9:02 AM
Did you know that when you type "fuck you," it brings up a little "You're very frustrated and I can't seem to help you" kind of dialogue box?
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Anonymous, at 3:54 PM
There's an actual "kill the stupid Microsoft paperclip" game online somewhere. I think it's on addictinggames.com.
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Anonymous, at 5:34 PM
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