Made: I want to be a Sumo Wrestler!

Mandy and I are having a lazy Sunday, watching the "Made" marathon on MTV, and I've decided what my back up is if this whole "law school" thing doesn't work out: I want to be made into a Sumo Wrestler!

Perks:

--bathe in irony, all day long: thousands of small, polite people who don't like to touch each other will watch me, a fat sweaty guy, slam into another chubby dude
--don't have to wipe my own ass
--eat carbs all day long
--make enough money to live like a warlord
--star in whiskey comercials