Whoa there turbo...

I was under the obviously mistaken impression that urinals work for me, as in “I’ll let you know when I’m finished and then I’ll tell you know when to flush.” But oooooohhh no! Yesterday at a movie theatre, an overzealous and ambitious urinal just up and flushed on me while I was doing my business! Thank the Lord for blessing me with the reflexes of a peeing cat, otherwise that could have been messy.