Cliff Gardner

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Whoa there turbo...

I was under the obviously mistaken impression that urinals work for me, as in “I’ll let you know when I’m finished and then I’ll tell you know when to flush.” But oooooohhh no! Yesterday at a movie theatre, an overzealous and ambitious urinal just up and flushed on me while I was doing my business! Thank the Lord for blessing me with the reflexes of a peeing cat, otherwise that could have been messy.


  • Check out the link below for revolutionary western artist Marcel Duchamp's take on the urinal. They are the icon of the modern era.

    By Anonymous Sharl, at 7:56 PM  

  • Most of the time, guys say they are so glad they are not girls. This is one time when I can say that I am happy that I am not a guy :)


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:14 PM  

  • The Swedes have themselves a waterless urinal (You might remember from ADS...this is kinda my area of expertise).

    By Blogger Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar, at 9:14 PM  

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