Cliff Gardner

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I am the anti-cool

Let the record show that:

--I do not own an iPod.

--I know nothing about music. Seriously, I own several "Jock Jams" albums.

--I am not a genius like most of my friends. You know who you are.

--I have no fashion's really amazing that I can dress myself almost every morning.

--I like blogging and read/comment on other blogs that I like at least twice a day.

--I spend more that $5.00 but less that $30.00 on my haircut.

--I own a PC (which is in the process of being fixed, finally, by the way) instead of a Mac.

--I drive a 1989 Chrysler New Yorker that I named after a debate round (Yucca!).

--I weigh 125 pounds and am 5’7’’. BUT IT’S ALL MUSCLE!?!

--I look forward to the rare occasions when I get to see my friends. See you tomorrow Amy!

--I am so not cool that I’m afraid if I gave Ian, Marie or Andrea a hug, they would melt.


  • awwwww.

    also jock jams. you are brave to admit that!

    By Blogger Marie Ann, at 10:17 PM  

  • I think I have to disagree with the 125 pounds. You've got to be up to 140 or so -- with that gut you're working on. You gotta back off of the candy bars, fatty.

    By Anonymous sam, at 10:24 PM  

  • 1) I think these are all reasons why you actually cooler than most.

    2) I think your facebook picture best reflects my first point above.

    3) I think I have seen pediatric patients who weigh more than you.

    By Anonymous Sharl, at 11:26 PM  

  • reason number [whatever]: you will enjoy this:

    By Anonymous ashley, at 11:52 PM  

  • Last night I did not go to the club with my friends. Instead I watched Indiana Jones and made Mac and Cheese. You are with a circle of friends here.

    By Blogger Megan, at 6:20 AM  

  • remember that everything in life is circular some how. the further you think you are getting from cool, the closer you are coming back around to it :)


    By Anonymous Amy, at 8:28 AM  

  • Oh come on, you know you could always give me a hug :-D

    By Anonymous Andrea, at 11:28 AM  

  • Wow, jock jams. Whew. Well, we can still hug whenever you want!

    By Blogger Ian Samuel, at 11:57 AM  

  • You should eat more food :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:07 PM  

  • Word.

    By Anonymous Kristen, at 3:37 PM  

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