Let's compare things!
This edition is: Sebastian Telfair vs. Puppies Behind Bars
Round One: Contribution(s) to society
PBB: Being cuddly, finding drugs and bombs, rehabilitating felons
Telfair: Being the shoot-first point guard on a team with a 16-27 record
Winner: Puppies
Round Two: Haircut
PBB: Short and brown, shed it everywhere you go
Telfair: The short, classy buzz
Winner: Telfair
Round Three: Relationship to the printed word
PBB: Shit on ripped up library book pages in prison
Telfair: Indirectly produce what the puppies shit on
Winner: Draw
Round Four: Popular opinion at first glance
PBB: Awwww! You're just the cutest little puppy ever! Come here, I'll scratch your belly!
Telfair: What the hell is Jaleel White doing playing for the Blazers?
Winner: Puppies
Your winner, on a 2-1 decision, PUPPIES BEHIND BARS!
Round One: Contribution(s) to society
PBB: Being cuddly, finding drugs and bombs, rehabilitating felons
Telfair: Being the shoot-first point guard on a team with a 16-27 record
Winner: Puppies
Round Two: Haircut
PBB: Short and brown, shed it everywhere you go
Telfair: The short, classy buzz
Winner: Telfair
Round Three: Relationship to the printed word
PBB: Shit on ripped up library book pages in prison
Telfair: Indirectly produce what the puppies shit on
Winner: Draw
Round Four: Popular opinion at first glance
PBB: Awwww! You're just the cutest little puppy ever! Come here, I'll scratch your belly!
Telfair: What the hell is Jaleel White doing playing for the Blazers?
Winner: Puppies
Your winner, on a 2-1 decision, PUPPIES BEHIND BARS!
posted by T-Mac at
9:31 PM
4 Comments:
Ha ha. Those puppies are tricky...
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Anonymous, at 10:46 PM
this is fun! you should do more of these little contests, i dig them.
p.s. my link below is now directly to my blog on myspace :)
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Anonymous, at 11:23 PM
I'm sorry, I actually don't get it... But I want a puppy :)
It's just one of those days...
By
Anonymous, at 8:21 AM
I like puppies.
By
Anonymous, at 7:28 PM
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