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To all Apple employees:

iThanks for being so dedicated and hardworking. It is that iSpirit that makes us superior to all other iComputer companies. The iRevolution iSteve and I started is still alive and well. This iMemo serves one iPurpose: to convey yet another iGenius idea I had yesterday as I was listening to “The iNeverending Story Soundtrack” on my iNano: product placement in language! iWords have meaning, my minions, so let’s use them correctly and for the betterment of Apple! By simply inserting the letter “i” in front of words during casual conversations, you are plugging our iPod, the lifeblood of our company! If I haven’t already provided enough iExamples on how to do that in this iMemo, here’s another: say you and your friends want to get some food before you go to the local internet café and sit in papazan chairs to watch “Pirates of Silicon Valley” on Podcast. Instead of saying “let’s get some sushi,” say, “let’s get some iSushi.” See? You just turned a casual conversation into a subtle advertisement! Sure, you might confuse iPeople and it might get annoying after a while, but it’s worth it as long as it iHelps the company.

Apple above all!

Steve Jobs
Supreme iRuler