Cliff Gardner

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Wedding crashers!

Things I’ve learned:

--weddings are better when they are administered by friends you love and trust who write out the entire ceremony at 3:00 a.m. the night before and rely on their public speaking skills and charm to get through it at 7:30 that morning

--drinking a Mike’s through a bendy straw makes it taste better

--telling people that the groom and best man met in prison while at the rehearsal dinner is hilarious

--I am unable to play the kazoo

--David, Kristen and Zayne are the kindest, funniest, most loyal and amazing people in the world and I am truly blessed to call them my friends. OK, I knew that one already, but still!


  • Sweetness, sounds like you had yourself a really great time.

    By Anonymous T-Funny, at 10:47 PM  

  • You should be the ministerial best man at every wedding - and just imagine if you had one of those loop-to-loop straws!

    By Blogger magic, and with love from Sam,, at 10:59 AM  

  • Tom. I'm sorry I don't comment more. Good posts.

    Great to see you.

    By Anonymous zayne, at 8:46 PM  

  • Bendy straw out of a bottle or did you pour it into a glass?

    By Blogger truax, at 10:34 PM  

  • since you can't play the kazoo i suggest the harmonica, an instrument to express the blues or upbeatness :)

    By Anonymous caroline, at 8:55 AM  

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