Anyone have any bright ideas?

At Pacific, my office is in Scott Hall, the old library. This is actually really nice because there is very little foot traffic since there aren’t any classes in the building, so it’s really quiet and my students and I can practice speeches in a hall we basically have all to ourselves. Up until today, there were hundreds of empty bookshelves and railings all over the place, which was a little odd. As of this afternoon, however, they’re all gone, meaning that the entire second floor is wide open. Sam and I have a number of ideas for what to do with all of this space:

--install an ice-hockey rink
--put in an elaborate miniature golf course
--put up a heavy-bag to punch after reading annoying ballots
--install a batting cage because hey, batting cages are awesome

Anyone else have any suggestions?