A reasonable assumption
David and I are walking around Safeway buying things for the Wedding Extravaganza. The cart is filled with bendy straws, Mike’s and a crap load of Goldfish Crackers. Without me noticing, David leads us towards the vegetable end of the store.
Me: Wait, what the hell are you doing?
David: I’m buying celery.
Me: Uh, ok. Hold on, don’t you need to weigh it or put it in one of those bags and label it or something?
David: *blinks* Are you telling me you don’t even know how to buy vegetables?
Me: I guess not.
David: I’m guessing you don’t really eat what one might call a balanced diet.
Me: Wait, what the hell are you doing?
David: I’m buying celery.
Me: Uh, ok. Hold on, don’t you need to weigh it or put it in one of those bags and label it or something?
David: *blinks* Are you telling me you don’t even know how to buy vegetables?
Me: I guess not.
David: I’m guessing you don’t really eat what one might call a balanced diet.
posted by T-Mac at
11:22 PM
4 Comments:
The diet is balanced, 50% meat, 50% cheese, 50% running.
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truax, at 11:39 PM
I can hear the fear and dread in your voice as you approach produce...no wonder you're so fat.
You're scared. Of plants.
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magic, and with love from Sam,, at 11:42 PM
Celery shouldn't count as a vegetable anyway. It's basically crunchy water. Potato chips and french fries on the other hand are vegetables. Oh, I changed the link to my site to DianeinUkraine.blogspot.com
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Diane, at 9:35 AM
^ Yeah I agree with the above.
I've become a vegetarian and I hate celery.
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Anonymous, at 6:32 PM
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