Why is it that Paris Hilton has a reality show and I don't?!

Yesterday I was walking to my car and noticed that one of the front tires looked a little low and I had the following conversation with myself:

Me: Wow, that's looking a bit low...oh well, I'll ignore it until it becomes a problem. Yup, that's my approach to everything. Tires, fires, winter, neo-con assholes, cancer. What could go wrong?

I honestly can't tell if this is funny or not. I mean, I thought it was funny enough to say out loud and laugh at, but really, I'm not always the best judge of these things.