Cliff Gardner

Sunday, August 02, 2009

And the Emmy goes to....

Me: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: Umm...packing?

Me: No--it's the weekly "time to get hammered and watch 'more to love' on ABC!" night!

Jessica: You're not allowed to watch that show.

Me: What? Why? I really want to support their movement, both in the political and exercise senses.

Jessica: What you just said makes you a terrible person.

Me: OK, so let me get this straight--you watch the little people on TLC and love every minute of it, but when I want to watch the big people on ABC, I'm an asshole? Welcome to hypocrite town, population: you.