Let's compare things: volume three!
Continued from here and here…this series hasn’t gotten a lot of love in the past from the CG readership, but I’m sticking with this one like a t-shirt on a fat kid in a swimming pool.
This edition is: Jessica Rabbit vs. Paul Hamm
Round One: How red hair makes him/her look
Jessica: Like Lindsay Lohan except with talent
Paul: With the freckles, like an ambitious, limber Chuckey
Winner: Jessica. I actually liked her in Mean Girls
Round Two: Physical exertion in form fitting clothes (See, this is why I should be running the Oscars)
Jessica: Grinding on that guy who played Smee in Hook
Paul. POMMEL. HORSE.
Winner: Paul…Bob Hoskins is gross
Round Three: Popular opinion in Asia
Jessica: Banned in China
Paul: North Korea is trying really hard to develop nuclear weapons just to kill Paul after the Olympic gold medal controversy
Winner: Draw
Round Four: Individuality
Jessica: One of a kind!
Paul: One of a kind! Except for his twin brother.
Winner: Jessica
Your winner, on a 2-1 decision, JESSICA RABBIT!
This edition is: Jessica Rabbit vs. Paul Hamm
Round One: How red hair makes him/her look
Jessica: Like Lindsay Lohan except with talent
Paul: With the freckles, like an ambitious, limber Chuckey
Winner: Jessica. I actually liked her in Mean Girls
Round Two: Physical exertion in form fitting clothes (See, this is why I should be running the Oscars)
Jessica: Grinding on that guy who played Smee in Hook
Paul. POMMEL. HORSE.
Winner: Paul…Bob Hoskins is gross
Round Three: Popular opinion in Asia
Jessica: Banned in China
Paul: North Korea is trying really hard to develop nuclear weapons just to kill Paul after the Olympic gold medal controversy
Winner: Draw
Round Four: Individuality
Jessica: One of a kind!
Paul: One of a kind! Except for his twin brother.
Winner: Jessica
Your winner, on a 2-1 decision, JESSICA RABBIT!
posted by T-Mac at
12:08 AM
3 Comments:
I concur - you should be hosting the Oscars.
FACT: Wisconsinites love them Hamm twins!
And, yes, some lady does have my phone. Apparently the rule is, if said lady can't find her phone, she gets mine.
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magic, and with love from Sam,, at 7:56 AM
This year's host for the ##nd annual Oscars is Thomas McCloskey. *clap*
Is the twin going to be taken out by the other nuclear weapon that North Korea is developing?
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truax, at 12:45 PM
Haha, that's awesome! I don't think Bob Hoskins is gross, though. He's funny in a strange, smelly British sort of way.
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